Does Mark Henry make every match boring? Includes 2 WQ's?

I DON'T KNOW WHO'S MOST BORING. HENRY, KHALI, BIG SHOW, OR JACK SWAGGER, OH, OR THAT PUTZ, DOLPH ZIGGLER? THESE PATHETIC WASTES OF SPACE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED IN HIGH SCHOOL GYMS, MUCH LESS A WWE RING. DOUBT THEY'D EVEN MAKE THE FREAKIN' ROAD CREW...